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Several times a year my good buddy (and youth ministry hero) Duffy Robbins and I will conduct seminars for youth workers (Speaking to Teenagers) and parents (Building a Faith that Lasts). We always have a blast together and I’ve documented several good Duffy Robbins‘ stories on this blog (Korea and Dr. Ruth to name a couple) in the past. Anyway, I got this photo sent to me of an event we did last month in Syracuse, NY and I thought it needed a caption.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/nealbowes Neal Bowes

    Duffy shoots himself in the head as Doug unveils yet another youth ministry acronym.

  • http://www.facebook.com/reniervs Renier van Schalkwyk

    Doug ponders Duffy’s revelation that “This tooth will set you free”

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.84.thompson John Thompson

    Duffy contemplates the new Simply Plaid clothing line that Doug is modeling!

  • Dillon Phommasa

    This booger is salty.

  • http://twitter.com/JohnnieGee John Ginnan

    The Duffy Illustrate 5000 picks a poor time to refresh.

  • Bekah

    Duffy saying: “And this tooth reminds me of Jesus because…”
    while Doug ponders: “Oh, yes I remember that story! Good times!”

  • Ashley Lehman

    One more minute of this, and I will do it!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=59510107 Andy Averill

    Duffy: “…and the frisbee knocked this tooth out!”

    Doug [smiling]:  ”It was a baby tooth, it had to come out”

  • Kmbisonas

    “Okay, the tooth is connected to the head bone”

  • Ejs0303

    Doug’s been talking so long my teeth itch.

  • Tyler

    One time I tried to teach Doug dodgeball, well let’s just say I’m now missing this tooth.

  • Jerry Webb

    “Somebody asked a question about speaking to teens about sex!”

  • Pastoraarondavid

    “…And this kids is why why we no longer play chubby bunny.”

    My wife added “I’d rather have a root canal than listen to this pitch for the Youth Ministry Certificate again!”

  • Benjer McVeigh

    Wishing to give seminar attendees a varied display of “Looks on teenagers’ faces that tell you you’ve lost ‘em,” Duffy demonstrates one of the rarest yet deadliest of all: the “I’m-so bored-I-don’t-even-have-enough-energy-to-properly-pick-my-nose” look. Only two confirmed cases have been documented.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=843470214 Kirby Oaks

     Remember Duffy, the first rule of fight club is, you don’t talk about fight club!

  • Rob Vollmer

    “The most common mistake most of you young, aspiring proctologists will make is beginning the exam right here.”

  • Aaron Stetson

    Duffy: “I’m too sexy for this tooth”
    Doug daydreams: “Please God, just take me now!”

  • Matthew Wilkinson

    Corn!!!!! I didn’t eat corn….

  • http://www.facebook.com/MatthewMcNutt Matthew McNutt

    “He may have hair, but these teeth are real.”

  • CB

    I’m glad nobody’s lookin’ now….because this booger is about to taste spectacular!

  • Jamesmcotten

    This is the future of youth ministry?

  • John Lunsford

    “For this book we’ll charge one hundred million dollars! Oh wait, wrong finger.”

  • Schweezy

    (Doug thinking): “I look so freaking chem right now…”

    (Duffy thinking): “i wonder if doug and his man-blouse would notice if i fell asleep… that guy in the front did… where is Mcgill’s mental toughness when i need it?”

  • Andrew Breton

    SCORE: Pulled Pork 1, Duffy’s Dentures 0.

  • Samuel McCue

    Haha Duff fell for the old peanut butter stuck to the roof of the mouth trick, now I shall answer some questions! What’s that? Phone call for Duff? Oh….sorry Duff.

  • Gladyouth

    “Should have gotten that cavity checked before the trip…”

  • Michael

    “Now that’s an interesting thought.” (translation: Why didn’t I think of that? I wonder how I can get that into my next book…)

  • Astroman

    She is HOT!

    I wonder if I have anything in my teeth?

  • Kristie Cain

    “Yeth, thankth to you in the back corner for thumming up Doug’th opinion  tho conthithly and athtutely. I am thure Doug feelth very thmug and thupported right now. However,… uh, I had a point, but cannot recall it due to my thevere pain from thith tooth I broke at lunch. Um, let me get back to you.”

  • Josh Huffman

    Duffy: “Got corn stuck in my dentures again…”

    Doug: “I don’t care if Duffy thinks my shirt does look like a picnic tablecloth, I’m feeling pre-tty good right now. Doug, you are one good looking fella…” 

  • Joey molloy

    So glad he had the chicken
    Jmolloy@metbilechurch.ca

  • Chris Folkestad

    I can’t figure out why these guys (Duffy and Doug) never became senior pastors…

  • Youth Guy 77

    Doug: “Next time I’ll save all questions and comments for the end… Or better yet, a drop box…”
    Guy in chair: “you see, just like the food stuck in your teeth, you gotta get in the middle of these kids lives…”

  • Rdeetilley

    Doug “there he goes again talking about those new dentures. We’ll never reach teens like this!”

  • Livin41prpse

    Duffy “this booger is nastyyyyyyyyyyyy”
    Doug: ” I cant believe he’s doing this”

  • Kerileigh

    I think the most effective way to speak to teenagers is to enter their world. Vampires are big these days. I’m thinking of getting fang implants right here. Students will flock to me!

  • http://twitter.com/GrantvanB Grant van Boeschoten

    This is what happens when we all wear plaid.

  • Wag375

    Doug: “He’s so dramatic. Just ignore him.He always threatens to pull the trigger.”

  • Nate

    “If they ever make Breakfast Club II… I am a shoe in…”

  • Drum1mc

    I wonder if I pull this tooth if it will make this pain in my neck go away?

  • Tinman Scott

    In his best Gomer pile voice….Well Golly Duffy I thought this was a smarter group than those Sr. Pastors we were with the other day!

  • Mbrewer20

    Doug speaking again? Pulling the trigger for real this time!

  • Greg

    Doug, the taffy u passed out is stuck in the roof of my mouth.

  • http://kylecorbin.blogspot.com/ Kyle Corbin

    Duffy “id rather have a root canal than listen to Doug on speaking to teenagers again”

  • Richard

    “advice on youth ministry: YOLO!”

  • Kevenortiz74

    (duffy ): hope nobody sees me taking this chunk of beef out…
    Doug: …..”this guy” …

  • Zane

    If I coukd just get this piece of lettuce…

  • Mburek

    Duffy: mmmm those baked beans at lunch were great. Let see if Doug cans stay focused when he smells this one. 
    Doug: Did Duffy fart again? Oh my gosh yes! Last time we go to the Old Country Buffet before these things. 

  • Andrea Ragsdale

    Corn on the cob at lunch was a mistake… I…. almost…. got…. it…. almost…  AND, I just realized I’m in public.  I hope Doug doesn’t see me!

  • Bearett Wolverton

    Not another super glue prank!!! Doug 1 Duffy 0

  • Joe Dore

    Duffy: “I wonder if I let this gas go if they’ll think it was Doug and not me…”

  • http://twitter.com/Bumpgalletta Josh Bump Galletta

    I was sure I had Fangs this morning, dang it!

  • Jason

    INCONCEIVABLE!
     
    Yeah, I’m pretty sure that word doesn’t mean what he thinks it means. 

  • Raysabode

    I think my tooth is loose!

  • http://www.theaddyouthpastor.com/ Andy Lawrenson

    Duffy thinking, “I knew Doug’s choice of restaurant would cause problems with my dentures.  He knows that I have to make the food choices.  What was Doug thinking?  Look at him over there!  Standing there with a little gas issue while my tooth is falling out!”

  • Sheila Murphy

    This is classic Dad.  If my dad is picking his nose and he gets caught in the act, he’ll pretend he’s picking his teeth!  Pretty smooth, eh?

  • Helloyouth

    Looking into the future, false teeth are on the horizon for Duffy